Unexpected Joys Adventurer Gifts

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Fight or flight?"

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Tunnel of Dove.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

'I was directing my feet to the sunny side of the street, and a BEER TRUCK got me.'

"Why? Did you want one?"

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.