Unexpected Joys Adventurer Gifts

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"Fight or flight?"

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'Frankly, this isn't the sort of Bear contry I was expecting !'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Tunnel of Dove.

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Dewey, heads up! Squid!!'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'