Unexpected Celebrity Mugs

"The video of you giving that big bloke a piece of your mind has gone viral!"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'I found the termites!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Lion Leaps off Stage into Audience

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

Can You Dance?

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

Monk Parrot.

'This wine speaks for itself.' 'Howdy!'

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Shark Bomb

"Can you hear me now?"

Fisherman finds golf kit

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'Cheer up Mom...They say dead is the new 80.'

'Hey, look!'

"Weird - it must have gotten mixed in with the office supplies when I left the job."

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

'This guy REALLY leads a sheltered life- he lists Santa as a reference.'

Magician's trick

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

Newlyweds are shocked by reality.