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Fish golfing.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

clown fish

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'You're away, Doc!'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Dry Cleaning

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Mother, please!"