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Fish golfing.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'You're away, Doc!'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"What's that clicking sound?"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Dry Cleaning

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

"Mother, please!"