Underwater Lovebirds Pillows

Mermen

You're the botanicals in my gin

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

Love Trap

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

Will you marry me?

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

Aging together

"I'm sorry Sharon, I couldn't possibly come in for unprotected coffee."

Who said romance is dead?

Cat Stops Cupid

Cricket Lovers

"Ah, here it is - the Wedding Service app."

Serenading

Lesbian Couple

'I hope he sings better than he paddles.'

Dating

Critics In Love

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

'I'm referring your love birds to a marriage counselor.'

Rat cupid aiming arrow at drain.

'All I could find'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"I'm a 'five times a night' man."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"Hello, gorgeous!"

"So how's married life?"