Understudy Pillows

Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Welcome to the future"

The Anti-Agent

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Sigmund Freud.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Six Thinking Hats

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Penguin

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

Totalitarian Humour

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"True crime meets reality TV"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.