Undergoing Gallstone Treatment Mugs

Gall Stones Specialist: 'This too shall Pass!'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"It used to Casual Friday. Now it's Furlough Friday."

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

Giant slug attacks a city

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

'All in favor of just laughing it off, say ha, ha, ha.'

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

Tree Pose To Support

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

Dark money donor

"And this all happened in the last week..."

Financial chart with frowny and smiley faces.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'This year we're in really great shape. Nobody understands our financial statement!'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

Flo discovered that one perk of cancer is that people treat her like a queen.

'...and if you want to see this month's figures, you'll have to go down to the basement!'

"This doesn't bode well."

"Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. So let's all do our best to forget how great last year's revenues were."

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"You've made your point, Henshaw."