Undercover Jersey Fan Mugs

'Secretly, I'm in love with New Jersey.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Bradley Wiggins

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Chris Froome

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

'He's been shot!'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I'm in for observation."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll