Undercover Football Critic Mugs

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Match Fixing in Malaysia

Doping

Undercover Agent

World Cup. Half Empty.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"

'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'

'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."