"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"
Undercover Football Critic Mugs
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"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Raheem Sterling
Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.
'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'
Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'
"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."
'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
Red State Football
'The centre-forward wins a foul!'
'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'
'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'
'My dad's a soccer announcer.'
Free Speech has heavy price.
'Remember young brave to always face evil without fear...To have our tribe on foam and underwear!'
'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'
'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'
Undercover Agent
World Cup. Half Empty.
Match Fixing in Malaysia
"..common sense has prevailed, Michael Owen's agent has let the referee off with just a severe warning."
'We're sending you down, Hartnett. You need to work on your scratching and spitting.'
'You may be wondering what a sex scandal has to do with managing the national team...'
"No thanks. I'm not interested in being the, 'official prophet of the NFL.'"
Doping
'But I don't mean to bite people...they just get caught in my teeth.'
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."
If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.
'They call me 'ka-ching'...I'm the go-to cash player.'
Footballers - Jamie Redknapp
Brazil vs Germany
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