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'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Mind you don't wake the baby.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Brain Bomb Detector

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Red Wire of Black Wire?

"Doesn't it worry you being such a philistine?"

"I always put things off until the last minute."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"You must be the demolition team."

STRIP Animals getting revenge on tree cutter

'I'm screwed...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'