Unconventional Toy Lover Prints

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

Build your very own conflict of interest!

The Rubber Ball Company

That one has all the batteries!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

One!

Teddy and friends.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Remote Control Duck

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'