Unconventional Strategist Prints

Stun-gun target practice.

"Any questions?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Cactus seats.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

The Contrarian funds

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

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"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I'm in advertising. . ."