Unconventional Relaxation Pillows

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Lazy Octopus

Hiding the electronics.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Yoga To-Do

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"Streaming"

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

How the goat got square eyes.

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Relaxing on a sofa

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."