Relaxation Techniques Pillows

The Meditating Electrician

'Yes, she always falls asleep when she does the daily attendance count.'

Thinking about work.

"I don't care if you are an insomniac. Get off my land and stop counting my sheep!"

"Reviewing the tape after work relaxes me."

Counting Sheep

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

'Are you counting sheep again?'

'Cashier number four... Maggie is due her tea break.'

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

'As you close your eyes and relax...' - '...allow your body and mind to attune with the universal consciousness...Just hum.'

Woman cashier meditating with 'Back in five minutes' sign on work top.

Ten minutes into Harry's shift as the airport statistician.

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'Ahhh...'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe