Unconventional Presenter Prints

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Stephen Fry

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Reporter #6: television.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Next camera crew 5 mins

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."