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101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Artist

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Children's Feast.

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Alien Snowmen

"Where the wild things were."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Say hello to my little friend."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."