Unconventional Home Lover Prints

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

The Big Tree

Fireplace Projector.

'Brew?'

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

"People don't live like that anymore."

'It's no spelling mistake-the dining room is in the basement.'

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Kick ass!"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Satan in the fireplace

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

Repossessed Properties.

Big Name Foreign Rugby Players Are Going Home.

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"It has some charming original features."