Unconventional Dweller Pillows

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Upper West Side Story

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

Tortured Plank

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Thank you."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

Skimming out star reflections

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Factominiums."

"Scat!"

Old Yarns

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

An ellipsis in the sky

Auld Gang Sign

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Power, Money, Ego, Hype, Parking.