Unconditional Love Seeker T-Shirts

"I needed someone in my life who would love me unconditionally, so I got a dog."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Sauvignon Bonk

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

Speed Dating.

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

The Wishing Well

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Funnel of Love.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Tango

Cupid and parachutists.

"Try a danged head shot!"

How oysters get engaged.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"