Uncles Mugs

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

"OMG! I just got born!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

'We've created a teenager!'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Family Home.

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Too much sugar."

"He's a bright little spark, isn't he?"

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"Uh, I'm not ready to have a family"

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'Look darling, her first word.'

The School Nativity.

Bouncing baby

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Are we there yet?"

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

I sue negligent children!

'Don't track mud in the house! 'IT'S NOT MUD! IT'S DOG POO!'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'I had more last year!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Graph Your Relatives!

Private view of refrigerator art by child.