Unboxing Aficionado T-Shirts

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

MATCHES: THE UNBOXING

Letter Collecting Nerd

How Amazon was invented

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

The public was right

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Mind control

Remedy for the incurable romantic...

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

"How do you stay so calm?"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

When cats get fired

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

'I spend all that money on computers and all she wants to do is play with the boxes.'

'It's perfect!'

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Ohhh. . . I hope I got an empty box."