Umbrella Entrepreneur Prints

"We both got rich from selling umbrellas when it was raining. My umbrellas just happened to have fallen off the back of a truck."

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Online Shopping.

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

"Give us a chip."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

Mega Corp: An Incubator for emerging technologies.

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'