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"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Mikado

Hashimoto's Restaurant - Sushi Like Mother Used to Make!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Awkward First Dates

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"Delivery!"

Sushi and the Cat

"No, no … the sashimi is fine. But I’m not crazy about your Wi-Fi signal."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Hot dogs. Sushi.

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sushi for two, please.

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Feng Sushi

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Sushi Cat

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'