Ulysses Admirer Prints

James Joyce

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Love

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

Blue Dress

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Tristan and Isolde

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Poetry Buff.

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

Magician Playing Golf.

Prehistoric Pirates.

Silvi-Culture.

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, take back your ears. We have a surplus.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

"Nemesisyphus"

"I hate Neanderthals!"

Euripides

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Blast from the past!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

Cakeless.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."