Uk Governance Gifts

'It's our prorogues gallery.'

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

The president's men

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

CIA report

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Government a la Carte