Global Governance Gifts

Democracy - or die!

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Good boy."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Great Chinese Dynasties

The president's men

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

North Pole

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'We will not kick the can down the road... Does anyone know how to use a can opener?'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Under new blame.

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"