Udderly Punny Person Mugs

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

Happy Hog - Manet

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

SCUBER

Noise Pollution

Literate Dogs.

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Weight and Fortune.

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

Fish in gaol.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

The Odd Duck

"You never said your 50,000 shares were penny ones!"

"Deadly gas is escaping from Uranus!"

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

'Cricket Catches (By D. Crambo, Junior.)'