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Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It get it – you're hungry."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Cow writer.

Penguin Remote

Giraffe Selfie

"This does not make us friends."

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Love.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Persian

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

In the dog park

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

The New Baby