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Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It get it – you're hungry."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Cow writer.

Giraffe Selfie

Penguin Remote

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"This does not make us friends."

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Persian

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

If it's any consolation, you burned the bejeezus out of his finger.

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

In the dog park

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

"Let's flip for it, heads I win, tails, you lose."

Have you seen me?