Udder Admirers Pillows

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Sunbathers.

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Shakespeare's Brain

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Yoghurt man

Leadership never hibernates.

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

Bear Porridge

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'