Uber Driver Pillows

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I understand that you want to work remotely, but you're an uber driver."

"I'm running late, my Uber driver's car broke down."

"Uber's my main gig. Federal-government employment is my side hustle."

"I thought he left the house because he has an instinct to hunt. I now know he's an Uber driver."

"Honey, the tuber driver is here!"

"Did anyone order an Uber?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

A Quiet Rebuke.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

The last Passenger Pigeon

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."