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'12:01 A.M., January 1, 2000'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Man and Machine snoozing

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

'Interactive TV news.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Books of Tablets

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

Cellular Plan

Where baby grand pianos come from.

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

Office full of computers and wires.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

Depending on somebody else to do something right phobia: 'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

Sad looking computer with plasters and a black eye