Tycoon Tactician Mugs

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

Takeovers.

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Works every time."

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."

"That was a rumor day."

Okay, let's see...who's on tap to update our progress with that hostile takeover?

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'

"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

"You can't expect to get anywhere in business without making an enemy or two, Filmeyer."

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

Human males marking territory.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.