Two-wheeled Warriors Prints

Mike's New Chopper caused much comment among the cognoscenti.

Touring Cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Food deliverer's baby.

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Biker and Cyclist.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"What an amazing view!"

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"USA map"

Off to work.

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

Motorcyclist.

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Man on bike

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"It cuts air resistance."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

"That settles it, John! We're getting this bike a tune-up!"

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'Mary tells me you own a motorcycle.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'All those years I rode those small bikes...well, as you can see, those days are over.'

Mild Thing.

The Tour de Pants.