Two-wheeled Commuters T-Shirts

Bicycle

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

The Fast Lane.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Scarf puts hat back on.

A smiling cyclist

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

A white collar cow.

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte