Bike Commuter T-Shirts

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Didn't you see the arrow? I didn't even see the indian!

"I'm your rail replacement service replacement service."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Touring Cyclist

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Is Driving Doomed?

Commutobile

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

A white collar cow.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Jungle Taxi