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Learn-to-dance pants.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Could you keep still?"

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Leaping

Disco Dancing

The Four Tops in Concert

The incomplete Angler

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Do you smell something burning?'

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Ballerina

Dirty Grazing.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Dancing

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Could you keep still?"

Bell Bottoms

Ginger was born to dance.

Swan Lake Auditions

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'This is just the warm up.'

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Echappe

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

'There, Miss Kaufman, getting the rhythm now?'