Two-left-feet Dancer T-Shirts

Learn-to-dance pants.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Could you keep still?"

One!

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Leaping

The Four Tops in Concert

Disco Dancing

The incomplete Angler

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Do you smell something burning?'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

Ballerina

Dirty Grazing.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

Dancing

"Could you keep still?"

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

Bell Bottoms

Dancing with the Star Wars

Ginger was born to dance.

Swan Lake Auditions

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'This is just the warm up.'

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Echappe

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'