
'It's easy! We've got to bribe more politicians to get better anti-corruption laws!'
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'It's easy! We've got to bribe more politicians to get better anti-corruption laws!'
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
Staff Yearbook
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Illogic Tree
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
"Yo, this should be a two."
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
"Dinosaurs are cool!"
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
Got Rationality?
'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'
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