Twist Tale Fan Pillows

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Beauty and the Beast

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Subway Thrillers

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

"It's not 'Kafkaesque,' it's equal opportunity."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

'We're looking for the girl who kicked the prince at the ball last night.'