Twist Tale Appreciator Mugs

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

We contend that the boy cried wolf too many times, leaving my client no choice but to eat him.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

Tosca discovers Mario Cavaradossi is stabbed

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'The vet did it.'

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'Lazy,'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Of course the plot's ridiculous, it's Opera.'

You didn't hear it from me, but the other hares in the office think you're getting your work done too quickly.

"According to this, prince Charming is divorcing Cinderella. He says he was forced into the marriage by his father,and that he's always secretly loved one of her ugly sisters."

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"Do you sell arsenic?"

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'Give up smoking? Why?'

Under Noah's Ark

The eyes of Mrs. Chick are opened to Lucretia Tox

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

'I'm warning you! I've got a water ballon here and I know how to use it!'

'Size matters on the Podium.'

Can't that dating service ever get it right?

'They say he was a bit cracked anyway.'

Firing squad. Condemned man with blindfolded guide dog.

"No. You can't sue each other for identity theft. . . You're identical twins!"