Twist-in-fate Fans T-Shirts

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Angry Bulls about to try out their version of Butchering on an unsuspecting Butcher

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Noah's wife is allergic to cats.'

Ssshhh!!!!! - Lover and burgler trying to keep quite

'Hey, sorry about that! Here, let me pick you one without a worm in it.'

Falcon Reads Book On How To Train Falconer

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

Government admits failure on child poverty reduction.

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

It suddenly dawned on him, this wasn't the tuesday night bridge meeting. (Man about to play Russian roulette).

'Excuse me, have you got a coat hanger? I'm locked out of my car.'

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

'You've been appointed to an independent watchdog committee.'

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

"Can you make it purr when I pet it?"

"We're thinking of having it in a beautiful old barn."

Meet Sexy Cougars

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"Quick, fill it in; we've been selected for early release!"

'-and I presume a cold shower for your companion?'