Twins Aficionado Pillows

Twins Convention: No Clones Allowed.

"I love this time of day."

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Romulus (left) and Remus

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

Having spotted the Feglers and their two sets of twins approaching, the Fillmans quickly prepared themselves.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"

Ernest Borgnine

'I think they're identical twins. But I'm not sure.'

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

Cricket ball deliveries

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'Oh boy, the fact that you're identical twins makes it even harder to tell you apart...'

"Mr. Hazlett is in conference right now. Would you care to see his evil twin?"

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

My sister just had twins, Lance! A boy and a girl! What an all-encompassing birth! You can't do better than that! What about triplets? A boy, a girl, and a transvestite. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-16).

A Day at the Comics Bar

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

'You have a very bad case of transference.'

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'

'Really? That's where I'm going too! Looks like somebody is having twins!'