Twinkle-toes Sweeper Mugs

Ballet Maid

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Ballet dancer.

Housewife: Out of Order.

Runner Bean...

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

Friendly bacteria

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

Jesus swept.

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

"I don't think it's possible for your room to get any messier!"

The Creature of the Black Legume

Janitor at a Music School

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

'I was arrested for stealing too many artificial sweetener packets from restaurants.'

We dance. Because we dance.

Christmas Ballet Tree.

'All I have to do is clean up the piles of trash, laundry and dirty dishes in my room, then I'm free...'

Ballet Beggar.

Low Tide

"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."

The Evolution of Man.

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'It's easy to tell when it's Nativity Play time - I can never find a tea-towel.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

Tonight: "Ballet." I can't understand it

Ants shopping

Cleaner at Think Tank sweeps up thought bubbles at the end of the day.

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

Boomerang Toenail

"You were overheard saying you'd kill for a good tomato."

'That's nothing - I once nibbled a toe that was THIS big...'

Wash Cycles.