Twin Jokes T-Shirts

"Congratulations - you're twins!"

Computamatch.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Raised by Dogs

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Pull over, it's a text-message from the baby, she needs to be changed!'

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'I think you're mistaking me for my twin sister.'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

"I did my homework, but my little brother took it to his 'show and tell'."

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

He wants to know where he came from.

Womens dressing rooms.

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

"You look good in that."

"She never obeys me. Maybe her voice command is turned off."

"I knew you'd like this place."

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Remember son, there's no problem so big that it can't be run away from."

Kid to dad about pet door on fishbowl: 'It's a dogfish.'

'Ok Phil, you can stop the trash talk now!'

"Lose those fantasies of exacting vengeance from the afterlife. Our best hope is a mild case of salmonella."

'When you got me, did you have to pay shipping and handling?'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.