Twilight Aficionado Mugs

"I love this time of day."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Television Readers.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

Love is when you watch television together.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'