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The Lost World: You are Here

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Remember when there was no 'i' in team?'

Remorse code

"Yes, you were supposed to put your address on the envelope."

"....So....you want my engineers to invent a TV that turns itself off when a political ad comes on? It has potential."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

Blackbirds.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"[Treehouse conference call]"

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'

Yeoman of the Guard

Making music.

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

Just because people mean well doesn't mean they collaborate well.

"March 177th? Already?!"

'Well smooth is so easy guv, we thought we would try something a bit different.'

'Is this better?'

'Did you see who's moving next door?'

'... Ok, move your left antenna a little more... '

'Okay, move your antenna a little to the right...'