Tweet Tycoon T-Shirts

"Ok, maybe no Mt. Rushmore, but I'd settle for a nobel prize for tweets."

Robot Parts $5

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Bird Tweet.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

Acme Toys Ltd

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

'He's precocious.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."