Tweet-savvy Status-seeker Prints

Giraffe Selfie

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"#notguilty."

Early Learning Today

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Social Media

"You look a lot better on paper than you do online."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Ornithologist

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

Harold Pinterest

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"