Tv Villain Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no - a ciderman"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Scarpia from Tosca

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Love is when you watch television together.

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Time Machine Collision.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"Aha Mr. Bond - you are in my power!....but instead of just killing you, I'll blether on and on about my plans for world domination so you have time to think of an ingenious way to escape my clutches..."

As Seen Watching TV

Larry King

More Pardons

I see he's still "working" from home.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Evil Villain.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight."

'...And now, 'Ripley's Believe it or Not' presents a restrospective on the Tony Blair years....'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."