Tv Time Prioritizer Gifts

"No, I'm not voting, are you kidding?! Right in the middle of fall sweeps?!! Forget about it!"

"They grow up so fast."

Connected to Technology.

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Monday around 9PM.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Watchdog

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

TV scheduler's garbage in and garbage out baskets..

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

Building a house.

It's 10pm...do you know where your homework is?

Death: 'Let it ring.'

'Please remember that I'm only seeing you because I couldn't get a tee time.'

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

Ted attempts to correct his slow running hourglass.

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

'In the few minutes remaining, Dr. Nemo, could you briefly give us some idea what you've been talking about for the last hour?'

'The doctor says he's got attention def what's on the telly?'

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'Parental discretion advised. The answer to a mother's prayers.'

"The remote is missing and the channels keep changing. What do you have in your mouth?"