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'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'How about that -- she left him for some guy on another soap opera!'

"We're binging - but it's different shows."

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'There's nothing on.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

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"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

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'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"It's 100% commercials."

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"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

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'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

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"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Not another elimination show!'

"You seem very remote."