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'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Yes, well we all like money'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

Pygmy giant squid

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

"Great, just my luck."

'Before you can marry a Rockefeller, Willis, you gotta meet one!'

'If he licks your hand you must be doing well - he like the taste of money.'

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.