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'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'Yes, well we all like money'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

Pygmy giant squid

,'So, Honey, I was thinking, instead of barbecued steaks why don't we just order in a pizza?'

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

"Great, just my luck."

'If he licks your hand you must be doing well - he like the taste of money.'

'Before you can marry a Rockefeller, Willis, you gotta meet one!'

'Still polishing it? You're just too good to be true. What do you do with the brownie points up here?'